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Soviet Canada by Santavez Soviet Canada by Santavez
This is not a reflection of how I feel about Canada or Canadians! I think Canada is a fine country with some fine ideals, despite getting their butts kicked these days in Hockey by the USA.

Canada makes good beer.
Canada likes sports.

And despite shipping to us the likes of William Shatner, Alanis Morrisette and Tom Green... Canada's an alright country.

So why did I make this you ask? The Answer is simple.

~kipps made deviantART: Real Face Of Americans Politic by ~kipps , Now mind you he recieved a lot of criticism mainly because he directed it at the citizens of the United States, thusly casting it as a reflection on them based on his view of their political systems.
I thought I'd have a little fun and return the favor, based on the impression we seem to have of the Canadian political/government structure. (Government health care, 40-45% tax rate, etc.) (Basically it's good natured on my part). If I seriously offend anyone, I apologize now! I promise I'll root for the Canadian ice skating team in the Winter Olympics! Promise!
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steventorrent Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Photographer
@ santavez - don't apologize to those canadian cunts. screw them. they didn't apologized for that stupid shit they did. you apologizing shows that americans (just like mexicans) are better and more polite that those pathetic canadian losers. of course i'm not polite now because i don't have to be to those freaking canadians since they are not even people. screw them.
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steventorrent Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Photographer
those dumb canadian assholes have to go to america or mexico or uk to become somebodies because they can't do it on their own. all the known canadians had to go to america because nobody cares about canada and that's why they are bitter about everything. canadians are pathetic hypocrites. and canada is a really pathetic fake county. i lived in canada as exchange student and hated it. such hypocrites and intolerant people. no wonder the canadians that have a half brain (because there is no canadian that has full brain) want to leave canada and go anywhere. screw canada and dumb ignorant hypocrites canadian cunts.
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blacher Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
We won the Winter Olympics Men's hockey! Ah ha ha the tides have TURNED!

(Also, you gotta try Yukon beer)

Very nice and simple image :thumbsup:
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Hettman Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
Uhhh.... I am very not impressed!

I am Sorry but I have to adementlly say this would be absolutely obcene and offensive to the extreme for many peopleand those of its heritage/countries (Including myself!)! If you knew how many people died under the political parties that were under that very banner of the hammer and the sickle, you would not have done this out of sheer respect!
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Cameridan-Hero Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
: | I feel like shooting you. |D At the same time though, I absolutely adore this picture~♥
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Santavez Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011
Thank you :)
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Cameridan-Hero Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem man~! There are a few commies up here - my ex for example, lol - but then, there's a few of everything up here >.> Just like everywhere else : 3
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flaming-avatar-chaos Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010
*Nervous laughter*... At least we kept the maple leaf... *Sweat*... Can't we just be a socialists again?... No Okay thanks for hearing me out...
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KitsuneTenchi127 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2010
In Soviet Canada, maple syrup eats you.
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Summyr Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2010
Psh, I think it's awesome and I'm a Canadian. We do have a lot of things that are socialized (though, if you think about it REALLY, so do you guys) and its really not a bad thing.

I gotta say though, man... Even if it WAS intended to be offensive, we certainly bash the shit out of Americans enough. It'd be poetic justice in some ways. xD Or maybe not. Are there a lot of Canadian jokes in America? ^_^;

But hey, if you don't want William Shatner, you can send him right down to my place. ;D
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:iconresidentmaple-canada:
[[ Canada has become one with Mother Russia.~]]
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YoshimiKurosaki Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009  Student Digital Artist
"Become one with Mother Russia, eh." XD
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anime43v3rTT Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh God, YES! :heart:
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darksaac Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Well, it wasn't U.S.A. that beat us in male olympic hockey last time around. But don't worry, we'll be ready for them this time.
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HitomiMaaka Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
My first reaction to this;

"WTF is this shit?"

But after reading your comment and the reviews, I'm a little less offended. I understand that this was just done out of good humour. However I still don't agree with this at all.
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Nazgul100 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009
I for one think this would be a pretty cool (and horrifying) combo :D
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WingDiamond Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
In Soviet Kanada ... Hockey Playz Yoo!
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DeathPwnie Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I believe the term is "Soviet Canuckistan"
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Mitchell-Buck Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2009   Traditional Artist
I am buying this print when I can afford it. If you PM me I will tell you why exactly.
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yellowsubmarinex Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
free healthcare means Canadians can binge on all the beer, ketchup chips and donuts they want and not have to worry about having to pay for a triple by-pass. It amuses me how some americans pretend their Canadian when they go to Europe.
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Santavez Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
lol from what I understand... the waiting list in Canada is long for those things... I've never heard of Americans pretending to be Canadians though eh... at least not in my many travels.
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ChapterAquila92 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, we do have a Communist Party (like the Marijuana Party though, they don't have seats in the House of Commons.) If only they made it to the first five in place of the Bloc so the Quebeckers can forget about breaking off of Canada.
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revolution-warrior Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2009
I find this really funny. My friend however in school people make fun of her for calling her a communists. so i have mixed feelings but all around funny as hell
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Santavez Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2009
eh well you know... most jokes are beaten into the ground by kids. A joke too often repeated falls out of fashion.
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revolution-warrior Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2009
so true
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Tihmily2007 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2008
Interesting, I never thought about Canada that way even though if it was our flag -- be much more harder to draw.
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MihaiT Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2008
LOL very funny!
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Santavez Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
Thanks ;)
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OrokaSempai Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2008
'The People's Republic of Canuckastan'
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Santavez Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2008
LOL... Glorious Nation of Canuckstan!
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SillySoviet Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2008
Hahaha, thats great! :D What ever happens if the CPC wins the election. :P
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BrokenVows Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
"despite getting their butts kicked these days in Hockey by the USA."
lol funniest thing I've read today, you need some facts here.

Men... Canada got 7 gold medals and the only team joining us up are Russians, where are the US? far away with only 2 gold medals.
Women... Canada got 2 out of 3 gold medals so far.
A bit over 75% of notable players in NHL history are Canadians, the rest are mostly Scandinavians.
And for your information 62% of NHL players are Canadians, then add some Europeans, where are the Americans?
And to end it in beauty, look at your population and then look at ours... :p

And this flag makes no sense to me, why the soviet hammer and sickle with Canadian flag? you should make a Nazi Swastika on the US flag instead. ;)
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Santavez Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008
I made this years ago :P And it was when USA Hockey was pretty good ;)
It was done mostly tongue in cheek based on perception. Someone already did the american flag, he was canadian... so mine was the response to Canadian socialism :D
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Tihmily2007 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2008
I'm pretty happy about the 'free' health care. It sure beats paying for medical care yourself. :/
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speedybaserunner Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2008   Traditional Artist
Funny, I was just reading some books about communism, and I also was just reading some books about Canada so kind of funny when you put the two together like that. Well, while im typing this, I just got an...odd question. To some people in Quebec say they are part of La Nouvelle France? o.O Well, good job anyways!
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Santavez Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008
Thanks! Quebec... well... Quebec is Quebec eh?
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stillalive23 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2008
my firend would like this
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Santavez Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008
Glad to hear it!
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The-Blaminator Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2008   Digital Artist
I’m not offended. I actually found this funny because it’s how some Americans see us Canadians due to our free healthcare and mixed economy.

Canada may be America’s bitch, but it’s still a fine country to live in.

For Soviet Canuckistan, Comrade!
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Santavez Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008
This was a funny comment! I like Canada! Great place to visit... too cold though :(
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remember-the-one Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2008
"despite getting their butts kicked these days in Hockey by the USA."

LOL No. Only in the NHL and that's because a lot of Canadians are traded to US teams.
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Santavez Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008
LOL! I did this so long ago that in that day... USA did manage to overcome the awesome Canadian hockey team! Granted this is now not the case! :)
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caupolican Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2008
well if this only for fun,make fun of own flag *****************************
and yes CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY WHEN IT COME TO COMIT TO THE PEOPLE.
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caupolican Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2008
well if this only for fun,make fun of own flag *****************************
and yes CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY WHEN IT COME TO COMIT TO THE PEOPLE.
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caupolican Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2008
well if this only for fun,make fun of own flag *****************************
and yes CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY WHEN IT COME TO COMIT TO THE PEOPLE.
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Santavez Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008
LOL :)
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JRM1992 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2007
so funny
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ARTEMISFOWL77 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2007
HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO OUT BELOVED CANADIAN FLAG!!!!!GRRRR!
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Santavez Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2007
Does this mean you like it?
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frost67 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2007
dude im a canadian and this does not offend me at all, we have a great government system and ill be damned if i have to start paying for health care haha the thing that did offend me is the hockey thing, we have been beat, we will be beat again, but the americans are not the ones doing it haha anyways go communism
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