It's kind of lame to put this stuff online but I thought it was funny as hell...
Bless the elderly....
This letter was sent to the principal's office after an elementary
school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had
received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to
say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone
you know who might need a lift today!
Dear Faculty and Students:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your
recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an
Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all
alone now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you
for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received
this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was
napping. The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke
into a lot of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She
asked if she could listen to mine, and I said fuck you. Thank you for
that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes
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